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How to: Get A Date
Ladies, if you’re sitting around waiting for a born-and-bred Minnesota male to ask you out, you better have a comfortable chair. Not that Minnesota men aren’t great fun on a date; they just lack the alpha gene necessary to approach a woman and ask her out. “Do you eat meat?” is about as close as they’ll come to a dinner invitation. So ladies, take pity on these shy creatures: Grab them by the arm, drag them to Manny’s, pour a few beers down their throat, and everything will work out fine. Minnesota men are loyal and they work hard—and, with a little professional training, they make great companions.
Ladies, if you’re sitting around waiting for a born-and-bred Minnesota male to ask you out, you better have a comfortable chair. Not that Minnesota men aren’t great fun on a date; they just lack the alpha gene necessary to approach a woman and ask her out. “Do you eat meat?” is about as close as they’ll come to a dinner invitation. So ladies, take pity on these shy creatures: Grab them by the arm, drag them to Manny’s, pour a few beers down their throat, and everything will work out fine. Minnesota men are loyal and they work hard—and, with a little professional training, they make great companions.
Saw the Wild defeat the LA Kings tonight in one of the most boring-until-the-end-of-the-3rd-period-then-led-to-a-shootout games I have ever seen. I guess they were all still lagging from the All-Star break. I don’t care what the reason is, I want a good hockey game. Then again it is the Wild.
Highlights:
- Alex yelling “Fuck you, Kopitar” and giving him the bird as he walked off the ice after warm-ups. He really doesn’t like him.
- Seeing the smile on Jayson’s face after telling me that one of the Kings players was checking me out as he walked off the ice after warm-ups. (We were sitting right above the tunnel the go into.) You could tell it made him feel good, he was proud. I wasn’t paying attention. I don’t really care. Haha. It was cute.
- Brunette’s 1,000th game.
- Jayson yelling “Noonan” at Brown as he went for the last shot during the shootout. - Dork.
- Eating at Alary’s - Probably one of the most interesting places I have ever been too.
∞ 12:55 am, by tabithalaine, [ 11 notes ]
