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know where I can pick up some fresh cut peonies?

  8:51 pm, by tabithalaine, [ 1 note ]


juliajane:

It’s real. It’s serious. It’s important.

metromag:

Trailer for The Bully Project, which opens the Twin Cities Film Festival on Tuesday night.

I just heard that a 10 year old in Minnesota has committed suicide tonight as the result of bullying. Hearing news like this is always heart-breaking, let alone when it’s someone that young. A ten year old should never have to feel that kind of weight or feel like suicide is the only way to make it stop. This makes me sick to my stomach, you guys.

  11:01 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 12 notes ]


How to: Get A Date
Ladies, if you’re sitting around waiting for a born-and-bred Minnesota male to ask you out, you better have a comfortable chair. Not that Minnesota men aren’t great fun on a date; they just lack the alpha gene necessary to approach a woman and ask her out. “Do you eat meat?” is about as close as they’ll come to a dinner invitation. So ladies, take pity on these shy creatures: Grab them by the arm, drag them to Manny’s, pour a few beers down their throat, and everything will work out fine. Minnesota men are loyal and they work hard—and, with a little professional training, they make great companions.
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July 2009 issue of Mpls/St Paul Magazine, “Mastering Minnesota: A field guide to the skills and secrets every Minnesotan needs to know in order to thrive in the land of 10,000 quirks”. 

(It’s funny because it’s true. So, so, so, so true…)

— I know that everyone’s reblogged this, but it’s true. I try, ladies. I try.

(via thomaslowrysghost)

I love my Minnesota Man.

(Source: geekgirlintraining)

  10:20 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 85 notes ]


stuffaboutminneapolis:

My Face Is Melting
Let me drop some knowledge on you folks. It is HOT and Sticky in Minnesota. If you say “Oh I thought you guys still had snow on the ground in July HAHAHAHA”, I will karate chop you in the neck. How hot/sticky is it in Minnesota right now? DON’T WORRY SON, I LOOKED THAT SH*T UP FOR YOU!!
T=Temp H=Humidity
Minnesota Minneapolis     84T   90%H Lakeville          83T   99%H Saint Cloud      82T   94%H Madison          84T   100%H
The Rest Of The World Barra Do Garcas, Brazil 70T    94%H Iquitos, Peru                 73T    94%H Impfondo, Congo           73T    94%H Abidjan, Ivory Coast      75T    100%H Mumbai, India               81T    94%H Bima, Indonesia            74T    89%H
What does it all mean? It means that Minnesota is one of the most uncomfortable places on the planet right now.
The Planet. Earth. Right now.
Take your snow and ice jokes and shove it.

SERIOUSLY! I left Florida because of weather like this.*While being from Florida helps me deal with it better, in no way doesn’t it make me dislike it any less. In fact, it almost makes me dislike it even more. And it’s just going to continue the rest of the week.*Ok, truthfully we all know that wasn’t the real reason, but it was definitely a factor/bonus.

stuffaboutminneapolis:

My Face Is Melting

Let me drop some knowledge on you folks. It is HOT and Sticky in Minnesota. If you say “Oh I thought you guys still had snow on the ground in July HAHAHAHA”, I will karate chop you in the neck. How hot/sticky is it in Minnesota right now?

DON’T WORRY SON, I LOOKED THAT SH*T UP FOR YOU!!

T=Temp H=Humidity

Minnesota
Minneapolis 84T 90%H
Lakeville 83T 99%H
Saint Cloud 82T 94%H
Madison 84T 100%H

The Rest Of The World
Barra Do Garcas, Brazil 70T 94%H
Iquitos, Peru 73T 94%H
Impfondo, Congo 73T 94%H
Abidjan, Ivory Coast 75T 100%H
Mumbai, India 81T 94%H
Bima, Indonesia 74T 89%H

What does it all mean? It means that Minnesota is one of the most uncomfortable places on the planet right now.

The Planet. Earth. Right now.

Take your snow and ice jokes and shove it.

SERIOUSLY! I left Florida because of weather like this.*
While being from Florida helps me deal with it better, in no way doesn’t it make me dislike it any less. In fact, it almost makes me dislike it even more. And it’s just going to continue the rest of the week.

*Ok, truthfully we all know that wasn’t the real reason, but it was definitely a factor/bonus.

  11:00 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 449 notes ]


Dessa of Doomtree.Photo by Ricardo ZapataThis chick is ill. If you haven’t checked out Doomtree, please do so immediately.

Dessa of Doomtree.
Photo by Ricardo Zapata

This chick is ill. If you haven’t checked out Doomtree, please do so immediately.


(Source: zapataphoto.com)

  11:25 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 36 notes ]


phildesignart:

Everything and Nothing on Flickr.
Type experiment for my favorite beverage

This looks like the perfect Caribou ad.

phildesignart:

Everything and Nothing on Flickr.

Type experiment for my favorite beverage

This looks like the perfect Caribou ad.

  5:58 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 41 notes ]


stuffaboutminneapolis:

Johnathan Jackman held onto his girlfriend Brittany Engen as her taught her how to fish at Loring Park in Minneapolis. The crew, though they had been there a few hours, had only caught a few turtles, a dirty sock and a clam.
From the Star Tribune
You uh…stay classy Star Tribune. The photos on this article about summer weather are really just something else.

UNDER BOOB!

stuffaboutminneapolis:

Johnathan Jackman held onto his girlfriend Brittany Engen as her taught her how to fish at Loring Park in Minneapolis. The crew, though they had been there a few hours, had only caught a few turtles, a dirty sock and a clam.

From the Star Tribune

You uh…stay classy Star Tribune. The photos on this article about summer weather are really just something else.

UNDER BOOB!

  10:45 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 52 notes ]


Graffiti from the train.

Graffiti from the train.

  8:56 am, by tabithalaine, [ 1 note ]


The North side is shutdown bc they found a suspicious package.

You mean I’m not working on a day when I could have gotten paid time and a half for doing NOTHING?!?

  11:29 am, by tabithalaine


Okay.
How do I put this delicately so that you will be open to listening  and comprehending the rationality of what I am about to say? So that you  won’t immediately starting thinking of what you are about to say to  defend yourself?Listen. You are wrong.
I was raised in a Christian home since I was born, my Grandfather is  an Assemblies of God pastor. Sure, there may have been silly  restrictions placed on me such as what I was allowed to watch, read,  listen to, etc. I definitely was sheltered from a great deal but I have  no ill feelings towards the way I was raised. My parents and my family  raised me in such a way they thought best and in return I have been  given a set of values and lessons that I hold very dear to me. I’m sure  every child on this planet could say something very similar about the  way they were raised. My qualms aren’t with my upbringing or my family.  It is you beloved church I take issue with.
You preach love and forgiveness and hold it up as if it gives you  some right to cast judgement on those around you. As if because you go  to Family Night every Wednesday, attend choir practice every Thursday,  volunteer at the Saturday rummage sales, and sit in your pew every  Sunday that you are some how better than the person that you see walking  passed you. The girl with her mini skirt, the kid with his body  piercings and tattoos, the same-sex couple walking hand-in-hand towards  you. All it means is you are good at managing your time. Your thoughts,  your actions, your words show the real condition of your heart. It  doesn’t bleed with the blood of Christ it runs red with the blood of  those you have wounded with every glare and condemning word.
Do you not see how your fight for your children to be able to have  the  freedom to pray in school directly conflicts with your fight to  keep  other people from living their lives the way they want to? (Aside  from  harming others of course.) You can not fight for one freedom while   trying to squash another. You either promote freedom or you do not.  This  is why religion and politics don’t mix. Do you not see how this   translates to people as trying to force religion down their throats?
You have no right to tell someone how they are to live their life or  that what they have decided is wrong. You have no right to send someone  to Hell just because you don’t agree with the way they think or live  their life. You are not responsible for them, you are only responsible  for you. Do you not see how this translates to those around you? Or do  have blinders on because you are so busy doing all your good deeds that  you have yet to take time to stop and assess the situation around you.  You have left the world damaged and broken and in need of repair. Though  I’m afraid they won’t be so willing to accept your acts of kindness and  love. You’ve proven yourself to be less than loving.
I do believe your intentions are good, but we are living in a time  when intentions aren’t good enough. You have to think about the  repercussions your actions and words have. It’s time to start truly  living a life motivated by love and understanding and all that other  “hippie bullshit” that Jesus talked about. It’s time for you to not be  so concerned with the way other people live their lives that you neglect  to look at your own and see the way your life is effecting others.
It’s time for change. Unfortunately this won’t help you build big buildings.
(Photo via:littlegrayblog)

Okay.

How do I put this delicately so that you will be open to listening and comprehending the rationality of what I am about to say? So that you won’t immediately starting thinking of what you are about to say to defend yourself?

Listen. You are wrong.

I was raised in a Christian home since I was born, my Grandfather is an Assemblies of God pastor. Sure, there may have been silly restrictions placed on me such as what I was allowed to watch, read, listen to, etc. I definitely was sheltered from a great deal but I have no ill feelings towards the way I was raised. My parents and my family raised me in such a way they thought best and in return I have been given a set of values and lessons that I hold very dear to me. I’m sure every child on this planet could say something very similar about the way they were raised. My qualms aren’t with my upbringing or my family. It is you beloved church I take issue with.

You preach love and forgiveness and hold it up as if it gives you some right to cast judgement on those around you. As if because you go to Family Night every Wednesday, attend choir practice every Thursday, volunteer at the Saturday rummage sales, and sit in your pew every Sunday that you are some how better than the person that you see walking passed you. The girl with her mini skirt, the kid with his body piercings and tattoos, the same-sex couple walking hand-in-hand towards you. All it means is you are good at managing your time. Your thoughts, your actions, your words show the real condition of your heart. It doesn’t bleed with the blood of Christ it runs red with the blood of those you have wounded with every glare and condemning word.

Do you not see how your fight for your children to be able to have the freedom to pray in school directly conflicts with your fight to keep other people from living their lives the way they want to? (Aside from harming others of course.) You can not fight for one freedom while trying to squash another. You either promote freedom or you do not. This is why religion and politics don’t mix. Do you not see how this translates to people as trying to force religion down their throats?

You have no right to tell someone how they are to live their life or that what they have decided is wrong. You have no right to send someone to Hell just because you don’t agree with the way they think or live their life. You are not responsible for them, you are only responsible for you. Do you not see how this translates to those around you? Or do have blinders on because you are so busy doing all your good deeds that you have yet to take time to stop and assess the situation around you. You have left the world damaged and broken and in need of repair. Though I’m afraid they won’t be so willing to accept your acts of kindness and love. You’ve proven yourself to be less than loving.

I do believe your intentions are good, but we are living in a time when intentions aren’t good enough. You have to think about the repercussions your actions and words have. It’s time to start truly living a life motivated by love and understanding and all that other “hippie bullshit” that Jesus talked about. It’s time for you to not be so concerned with the way other people live their lives that you neglect to look at your own and see the way your life is effecting others.

It’s time for change. Unfortunately this won’t help you build big buildings.

(Photo via:littlegrayblog)

  7:07 pm, reblogged  by tabithalaine, [ 14 notes ]