Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?
Because I do.dying.
(Source: mynamekyle)
J:I feel like a chaperone right now.
Me:I feel old.
J:Yeah but we don't look old.
Me:And now they're sing Happy Birthday.
J:Christ.
Twenty mid-elementary girls steaming and asking the most obnoxious questions ever. (“What the least expensive item?” “Do you have anything under $6?” My response, “There is a Dollar Store.”) And angry, bratty kids. That’s today.
Two more weeks worth of Spring Breakers. God help me.
On another note, I think I’m crabby.
This movie comes out today. God. Help. Us. All. Mall of America is going to go up on flames with Bieber Fever.
