Apparently Minnesota wasn’t invited to this Midwest snow party.
Even after last year, when we were the ONLY ones invited to the party, I’d have to say I’m kinda bummed.
Snow is the only thing that makes the cold worth it.
:(
… And sounds of a temper-tantrum-ed bratty girl in the townhouse across the street.
Girl, you better shut your mouth or I’ll give you something to cry about!!!!
My Face Is Melting
Let me drop some knowledge on you folks. It is HOT and Sticky in Minnesota. If you say “Oh I thought you guys still had snow on the ground in July HAHAHAHA”, I will karate chop you in the neck. How hot/sticky is it in Minnesota right now?
DON’T WORRY SON, I LOOKED THAT SH*T UP FOR YOU!!T=Temp H=Humidity
Minnesota
Minneapolis 84T 90%H
Lakeville 83T 99%H
Saint Cloud 82T 94%H
Madison 84T 100%HThe Rest Of The World
Barra Do Garcas, Brazil 70T 94%H
Iquitos, Peru 73T 94%H
Impfondo, Congo 73T 94%H
Abidjan, Ivory Coast 75T 100%H
Mumbai, India 81T 94%H
Bima, Indonesia 74T 89%HWhat does it all mean? It means that Minnesota is one of the most uncomfortable places on the planet right now.
The Planet. Earth. Right now.
Take your snow and ice jokes and shove it.
SERIOUSLY! I left Florida because of weather like this.*
While being from Florida helps me deal with it better, in no way doesn’t it make me dislike it any less. In fact, it almost makes me dislike it even more. And it’s just going to continue the rest of the week.
*Ok, truthfully we all know that wasn’t the real reason, but it was definitely a factor/bonus.
Not exactly the kind of April showers I had in mind.
Oh, Mother Nature, you little bitch.
Thanks for the concern.
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