Me: N, please don’t touch your peepee, you just had a bath and you’ll get germs.
N: But I want to touch my pee.
Me: Why?
N: Because I love it.
N:Tabitha, will you come in my tent with me
Me:Sure, can you wait until I finish writing this, please?
N:Yes, I can.
N:(Two seconds later....) Hurry, hurry, Tabitha. I miss you. You're my nicest friend.
