N:Tabitha, I'm touching my butt.
Me:Please don't touch your butt, you're in the bath and you're going to get germs.
N:But I have to.
Me:Why do you have to?
N:Because I love it.
Me:Oh, well you're going to get germs.
N:Tabitha?
Me:Yes?
N:I put my finger in my butt.
Me:Please don't do that.
N:It feels like a glove.
