i am that broad.
It never did happen. :(
That hussie, Jenny, had to go move to California on me.
Never fret, I found our new outfits at Target.
You can’t get here soon enough! Tomorrow evening
needs to hurry up so I can see my favorite boy in the whole world.Just wrote that on my BFF’s Facebook. Hoping it boosts his ego a little. I’m all for the ego boosting in certain cases because I tend to like ‘em nice and cocky/sassy(if you’re female). I’m all for the sarcasm. Right, Tab? You know what I’m talkin’ about!
Yes, ma’am. We like the guys cocky and the girls sassy.
Adds a little bit of spice to life when you don’t really know what’s going to come out of the person’s mouth. Something that balances the eye-roll to laughter ratio perfectly.
- Visit my new favorite people in DC.
- Visit my huzzband and tumblr friends in NC.
- Get a tattoo.
- Get my nose pierced.
- Pack up and sell all my shit I don’t need.
- Find a place in Colorado.
- Move to Colorado.
Biggest issue? Selling my stuff. I have so many books, dvds, cloooooothes.
Anyone want to attend the hipsteriest hipster garage sale?
Also, henny, I’ve got a few gifts for you ;)
I refuse to “like” any part of this. Yes, I’m being selfish. I DON’T CARE!
… just walked through the doors, it’s 1:55 am.
I hear:
- Thuds against walls/doors
- LOUD and deep hiccups? (that may induce puking)
- Noises that resemble someone on a roller coaster. (A few whoa’s and weeee’s in there at varying pitches.)
- “Singing”
- Calling her dresser a “little shit.”
- Pretty sure she just said “fuck you” to the water coming out of the sink.
My cue to go to bed: hearing “fuck” uttered repeatedly.
(As if having to be awake at 6am wasn’t enough.)
