December 2010
40 posts
In case you're wondering...
“What does it feel like to walk in wet moccassins?” Well, pretty much like walking on the bottom of a lake. Which is the exact reason I don’t like lakes. So basically I’m as comfortable as a baby sitting in a wet diaper. Looks like ill be.going shopping when I get to the mall.
“Tab, you sure do know how to dig your own grave.”
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Jayson.
*I give gifts I know others I live with will love and I will loathe. Like Glee’s Christmas CD for my roommate. sigh.*
“Your Christmas gift will officially make you a rock star. …… You were on stand-by until now.”
—Hannah, my bff…… Oh lawd.
Lesson learned, maybe. Doubtful.
My hair-sicles finally thawed. :) Looks like I need to make time for the diffuser before I walk out the door.
Cheating On You With 5 Guys
My biggest regret ever is cheating on you with 5 guys and sleeping with 1 of them. I haven’t told you about any of them, even though you told me about when you kissed someone else. You’re so perfect I don’t know why I keep doing it, I don’t deserve you. I’m sorry and I love you.
[Female, 18]
I thought she was talking about the sandwich place.
I did too!!! Hahaha I <3 you. PS That would have been so much better of a post.
“Relationships are built on diamond ear rings and Viagra.”
—My 13 yr old cousin.
