October 2009
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““Is he gay?”
“No, he’s sober.””
““What church have you been to that takes credit cards at a pumpkin...”
– Conversation between me and my sister on our way to the pumpkin patch.
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15 years too late? →
joemochas:
The Newsboys. Chuck Taylors.
Two things i never thought about at the same time.
Hello 6th grade. Wow.
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“Oh no. The one that kept asking me to kiss him on the cheek?”
– Charlie
Yes, sir. That ex.
“So, your “boyfriend,” what does he look like? Brown or black hair?...”
– DRock, The Roommate
Haha. He thinks he knows me so well. He’ll be gone for a week so this is the last of the quotes for a little while, sad times I know. Gonna miss that kid.
“Liars hate their victims; flatterers sabotage trust #31in31”
– @chrismoken
Mom? "Connected" means they're still on the phone.
vela:
You have to press the red button so they don’t hear you calling them idiots and thieves.
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Intimidation, Intimacy & Invincibility.
As I wrote the word “intimidate” in a text, it hit me. That word resembles the word “intimate” in an ironically close manner. I find it to be no mistake and their correlation sums up the past year and a half for me, perfectly.
A very wise woman told me that “they” say however long your relationship was, it takes half of that to heal and be ready for a new...
“I think what you want a Ken doll, so I’m gonna buy you a blow-up doll for...”
– DRock, Who else?
My sisters come home today, well tonight rather. Little hookers have been in Costa Rica for a week now. Yes, I am jealous. Man, have I missed them.
Remember Them? →
Whoever wrote the “now” descriptions for these stars, needs to be fired. Note that halfway into it, they actually give up trying to be nice.
I took a shower today. (Not the point.)
“Oh, that’s hot.” I said as I felt the water temperature. I started to blush.
I think it might be time to “put myself out there.” This relationship with myself cannot continue. It can only lead to disappointment.
“I have something you can do….. (Walks over to TV and turns it on.) Oh...”
– - Once again, my roommate DRock poking fun at my boyfriend-less-ness.
Ironically, he failed to turn on the cable, so all I’m looking at is a blank screen. Fitting.
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Just to be fair to the men in my life.
Tetris Men’s Tee
And for that “special day.”
Master Chief Cufflinks
“How am I a hoe? HOW AM I A HOE?!?” Generally speaking, this is my cue to exit. Tonight, it’s my cue to laugh hysterically. (My roommates provide me with hours of entertainment. Good or bad?)
“You have many of those, but not in real life.”
– DRock, My Roommate
- On the subject of me and boyfriends. (He’s right.)
Most of everyone who knows me knows I have a deep-rooted, almost unhealthy love for food. So what then is the point in eating if I can’t enjoy & taste it?
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The Wheels on the Bus . . .
I had to take a very long bus ride today. There was nothing out of the ordinary with it, people getting on and off constantly. Some took more time than I think they should have, or even be allowed to, but patience is a virtue right? Right, or so we’re told. I was reading my book and listening to some Jason Mraz when a lady in a wheelchair got on the bus. I was completely unaware that a...
