i am that broad.: Archive

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Hey Casey, We Are Hiring. -Body Talk Apparently a gentleman’s club is wanting to hire Casey Anthony. Oh, Port St. Lucie.

Jan 18th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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I just got teary-eyed because Jayson told me our...

What the fuck …. is wrong with me?

Jan 11th

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Ha. Life is a Riot.

My ex tried to get my sister to go home with him last night. lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

Dec 20th

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Dec 8th

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Nov 13th

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Dee. Em. Ex. What?

So great to that that raspy fool back in my life if even for only a brief moment.

Nov 10th

What the hell?

How the hell do I get more followers by not posting a damn thing in the past few months? Whatevs. If it weren’t for the stupid app not working, I’d probably most more frequently. Bogus. Anyone else see the irony in the two awards shows tonight?

Nov 10th

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Florida legislator wants to lift ban on dwarf... →

Oh Florida … Wait …. Republican state Rep. Ritch Workman, of Melbourne???? Ron, is that you?

Oct 8th

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Sep 23rd

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girlandoctopi: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do. dying.

Sep 22nd

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Killin' ME!

N: Tabitha, I'm touching my butt.
Me: Please don't touch your butt, you're in the bath and you're going to get germs.
N: But I have to.
Me: Why do you have to?
N: Because I love it.
Me: Oh, well you're going to get germs.
N: Tabitha?
Me: Yes?
N: I put my finger in my butt.
Me: Please don't do that.
N: It feels like a glove.

Sep 21st

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Sep 20th

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Waseca Man Gives Ex Explosive-Rigged Vibrator →

Oh lawd.

Sep 20th

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Fall Weather = Opened Windows

… And sounds of a temper-tantrum-ed bratty girl in the townhouse across the street. Girl, you better shut your mouth or I’ll give you something to cry about!!!!

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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“How to: Get A Date Ladies, if you’re sitting around waiting for a born-and-bred...”

– July 2009 issue of Mpls/St Paul Magazine, “Mastering Minnesota: A field guide to the skills and secrets every Minnesotan needs to know in order to thrive in the land of 10,000 quirks”. (It’s funny because it’s true. So, so, so, so true…) — I know that everyone’s reblogged this, but it’s true. I...

Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Just me and some sparkling cider.

And let’s not forget the Nyquil. I am soooooo not getting out of this bed. At least not until I have to work tomorrow.

Sep 18th

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Snow? Already? →

Are you kidding me, Minnesota?

Sep 16th

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Don't You All?

Me: N, please don’t touch your peepee, you just had a bath and you’ll get germs. N: But I want to touch my pee. Me: Why? N: Because I love it.

Sep 7th

Gangsta's Paradise

Completely appropriate music for toting around a 1.5 year-old ……. right?

Sep 7th

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Aug 10th

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Twins Shocked To Learn You Can Score 2 Runs In... →

hammerito: (The Onion) uuuuugggggghhhhhhh.

Aug 10th

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Aug 8th

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Aug 4th

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It Came From the Deep.: Declaring war on subtlety. →

joncrowley: Subtlety is possibly the worst invention in human discourse. Not because I think everything needs to be blatant and clearly visible to all, but because subtlety is often used as a way to make courage seem undignified. This occured to me while I was talking to a friend about relationships. Here’s the definition of subtle: ...

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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He's two and a half.

N: Tabitha, will you come in my tent with me
Me: Sure, can you wait until I finish writing this, please?
N: Yes, I can.
N: (Two seconds later....) Hurry, hurry, Tabitha. I miss you. You're my nicest friend.

Jul 28th

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